Erk
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(via mrwires)
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I wasn’t sure if i had work today or not, but i didn’t wanna call on the chance that i do, so i played it cool and it’s been two hours since i’m supposed to be there and didn’t get any phone calls or anything so i think i’m good…
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124 | Jynx
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(via mr-derp-herpin)
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(via ame-no-sagiri)
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I remember when i considered 10 o’clock to be late
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Me with my boyfriend
(via worldwithoutlight)
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When an unknown number calls me
- Me: hope they leave a voicemail
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- Friend: It's been so long! I missed you!
- Me: I saw you like 3 weeks ago....
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I’m sitting on the toilet and some asshole turns off the light and now I have to use my phone to see the toilet paper.
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(via chicochopsticks)
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I feel like I lost 5 years in 3 minutes
You’re making me feel like a pedo. But you’re kawaii so it’s okay.
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I dunno whether it’s gross or awesome when the toilet seat is warm.
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My laptop finally arrived I’m he mail today and I’m not home to welcome it in open arms. I’m at work and now the time is gonna go by even more slowly than it was cuz I just can’t wait to get home now and squee.
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