heroes-or-victims:

He gets a paycheck for being a delivery guy.

His job description is to deliver my food.

He is not going above and beyond his job description.

He is taking the food from point A to point B.

I am also paying a delivery fee for that.

So.

Yep.

My mom works at a clinic where a lot of the patients she sees are senior citizens so, to make conversation, she likes to ask them if they’re retired. But she has a little trouble saying the word “retired” so it almost sounds like she’s saying something else:

“Are you retarded?”

Today, i saw my first vagina in person. It was the first case i had to do in the OR and it was a procedure that used a camera so i was just observing. Let me tell you something. Doctors aren’t kind to vaginas. They stretch that shit out like it’s nothing. It literally reminded me of The Mummy when he opens his mouth really wide and lets out a swarm of locusts. I swear i was like:

I’ve never been so grateful to be gay.

cooltrainercaleb replied to your post: The anus is nature’s pocket.

i put my phone in my pocket

Is it on vibrate? I should call it…

Ugh i forgot i have band practice in half an hour. I’m barely waking up from a nap and i’m still physically tired from today. I don’t mind bp if we’re actually productive but….i’m so sleepy.

litegrenades replied to your post: First Day of Surgery

Congrats Dr. Maldonado X)

I’m a training to be a surgical technologist. So i’m not a doctor, but i work with a bunch of different doctors depending on the case. And a ST is the person who passes the instruments necessary to the surgeon, maintains sterility in the field  which is very important so the patient doesn’t get an infection since they’re vulnerable while their body is opened up, and other stuff i won’t go into. 

pikabitch replied to your post: First Day of Surgery

Awesome!!!

Why yes. Yes it is.

I finally scrubbed in two cases today! I was supposed to scrub on Monday, but that got pushed all the way to today, but it worked out ‘cause the cases i got weren’t difficult which was good since i hadn’t scrubbed in, like, 2 months. 

The first case literally took 5 minutes. A woman had a mass on her scalp so we removed it and sent it to pathology to see what it was. 

The second case was a bilateral inguinal hernia which is a hernia in both sides of the groin area. It took around 3 hours. But the tech i was with said i did a really good job for my first time :D I thought seeing the inside of bodies would be different in person than in videos, but it’s not that different. The inside of the body all looks like fat… But that might’ve been ‘cause this patient was especially fat. 

I don’t scrub again until Monday ‘cause i have class tomorrow, but now i don’t have nerves when it comes to it. Although i hear the doctor i’m going to be working with on Monday is really anal. And not in the good way.

All that yellow stuff is fat.

There’re, like, 6 gay movies now. And it’s the same 6 movies Netflix has had for, like, 6 years. 

I think Netflix is Satan. 

Our guitarist has been flaking on practices lately and it’s really pissing me off. He dodges our phone calls and texts, and his reasons for doing so are lame. I wish we new more guitar players ‘cause we’re strongly considering replacing him.

Despite his absence, however, we managed to be really productive tonight. We got through two new songs and they came out REALLY great even without guitar. Actually, they may’ve come out really great BECAUSE our guitarist wasn’t there. 

Seriously, we need a new guitar player. 

And yet there’s still nothing to watch.