January 2012
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Ugh i forgot i have band practice in half an hour. I’m barely waking up from a nap and i’m still physically tired from today. I don’t mind bp if we’re actually productive but….i’m so sleepy.
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litegrenades replied to your post: First Day of Surgery
Congrats Dr. Maldonado X)
wildabeasts replied to your post: First Day of Surgery
Whoa you’re a surgeon?!
I’m a training to be a surgical technologist. So i’m not a doctor, but i work with a bunch of different doctors depending on the case. And a ST is the person who passes the instruments necessary to the surgeon, maintains...
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First Day of Surgery
I finally scrubbed in two cases today! I was supposed to scrub on Monday, but that got pushed all the way to today, but it worked out ‘cause the cases i got weren’t difficult which was good since i hadn’t scrubbed in, like, 2 months.
The first case literally took 5 minutes. A woman had a mass on her scalp so we removed it and sent it to pathology to see what it was.
The...
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What happened to all the gay movies on Netflix?
There’re, like, 6 gay movies now. And it’s the same 6 movies Netflix has had for, like, 6 years.
I think Netflix is Satan.
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Band Practice
Our guitarist has been flaking on practices lately and it’s really pissing me off. He dodges our phone calls and texts, and his reasons for doing so are lame. I wish we new more guitar players ‘cause we’re strongly considering replacing him.
Despite his absence, however, we managed to be really productive tonight. We got through two new songs and they came out REALLY great even...
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I have cable, Netflix, Hulu+, and the whole...
And yet there’s still nothing to watch.
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I haven't seen a Topless Tuesday in awhile.
Do people still do those? I remember when the Chelsea Handler show would do it. They should bring that back. The reason i bring it up is ‘cause i remember when my boyfriend would photoshop boobies on people who posted topless pictures. He should bring that back. I tried looking for the titty photo he did of me a long time ago, but i couldn’t find it, so imma post this one and see if he...
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unveiledsecrets replied to your post: The xx appreciation post.
Didn’t I recommend them to you like, forever ago? haha
I don’t remember that, but i should’ve listened to you T.T
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The xx appreciation post.
I’ve recently been exposed to The xx and, i gotta tell you, they’re pretty brilliant despite barely being able to play their instruments. That’s, actually, why they ARE so brilliant. They can barely play their instruments (guitar, guitar, bass, drum pad, and male & female vocals) so they’re not to trying able to complicate their music. Thus, they work together to create...
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Reblog if you can text without looking.
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Shelter | The XX
Maybe I had said something that...
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Jizz makes pretty decent lube.
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My brother is pissing me off.
So i’m doing everything in my power to make his XBOX live lag like fuck. That includes watching shit on Hulu, Netflix, and YouTube. And i’m on Tumblr which lags EVERYTHING for some reason. What else can i do to make him lag?
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7-thirteen reblogged your post: This is a post to show how much I love my…
Sorry, You still can’t poop on my chest tho.
I can poop on whatever the fuck i want.
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An old friend hits me up.
He tries to play it all cool as if he wants to catch up, but he after two texts the truth comes out. At first, i thought he wanted me to buy him weed ‘cause of my med card, but i told him it expired and he was like “That’s not what i want, bro.” and then he tells me what he’s really after and that’s ecstasy.
Most of the ecstasy here in Cali is bullshit....
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Unibrows aren't necessarily one long brow.
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This is a post to show how much I love my...
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lloko replied to your post: Lava lamps make me think of mitosis.
mitosis makes me think of that one episode of sabrina the teenage witch where they try to review for a bio test on mitosis and harvey kept repeating “mitosis is….” throughout the episode
I LITERALLY (i’ve been watching parks and recreation lately) remember that episode! Actually, i could probably remember every Sabrina...
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Lava lamps make me think of mitosis.
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"If you were gay, I'd go out with you."
It bothers me when gay guys say that to straight guys. It doesn’t help ease the minds of breeders (it’s what we call you at the meetings) who think queers are trying to turn them. I’m sure it makes them uncomfortable hearing “If you were gay, I’d go out with you.”
But damn, gay people are clever ‘cause it can totally be played off as a compliment. Hell,...
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I don't care how comfortable you are with your...
Expelling feces from your bowels should always be a private matter.
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Things I'm looking forward to in 2012
Olympics
Feb. 29th
Presidential race being over
End of the world
The Dark Knight Rises
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Networking: Part Deux
So the album drop party last night was kind of a bust. Our friend totally misrepresented that there’d be important people to talk to and meet there, but it’s just a normal house party. Normally, that’d be fun anyway, but i just wasn’t feeling it last night. My stomach didn’t feel too well so i didn’t want to drink the cheap vodka they were giving out, and the...
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I always forget Tumblr has a question limit.
Now i have to switch to fanmail. But i’ve never used fanmail. Is this why it was made? So i can ask questions once i reach the question limit? Thank you, Tumblr. How very thoughtful of you.
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No one's answering the questions I'm sending them.
Why do i even bother? I should just kill myself. In yak-form.
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When I'm going out for a second, I just put my...
Just goes to show you how lazy i am when it comes to taking off my pants. If you want ‘em off, you gotta do ‘em for me ‘cause i’m just way too lazy.
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I CAN'T GET ALL THE CORN OUT OF MY TEETH
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Raspado
My brother, cousin, and i busted a mission to find a Hispanic, shaved ice cart. We went to the ghetto neighborhood and found one in three minutes. I didn’t care about the shaved ice (at the moment), i just wanted corn and a bag of chips. WITH TONS OF CHILE ON BOTH. And i got my wish.
Currently picking corn pieces out of my teeth. The price i have to pay for deliciousness.
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I wish there was an app to find Hispanic, shaved...
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Networking
My band is going to an album drop party tonight. It’s a rapper i don’t know, but our friend who knows him says there’ll be lots of people to know there. And since we’re trying to get ourselves known, we’re gonna chum up to anyone important we can find. And hopefully get fucked up in the process.
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When posting a song on Tumblr, I always like to...
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The Moment I Said It | Imogen Heap
The moment I...
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People in LA get pissed when you drive the speed...
They’re such douchebags if you’re not going at least 5mph above the speed limit. Gah i hate them! Mainly because i can’t be one of them in my crappy car.
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