February 2012
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Tumblr is so boring in the morning.
I’d like to blame the school system, but i think it’s just ‘cause mornings are boring in general.
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You're not your body.
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There’s no food.
So I masturbate.
Both Netflix and Hulu Plus accounts are in use.
So I masturbate.
I’m bored and need to kill some time.
So I masturbate.
I’m horny.
So I complain about how horny I am.
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Canadians love going to hockey games 'cause it's...
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I'm so thankful to have a hot boyfriend.
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Breast Implant Day
I had three cases today, all involving breast implants, that got longer each time. I don’t even remember the first one ‘cause it wasn’t that long, but the other two involved removing silicone breasts and replacing them with other silicone breasts. It sounds simple, and it kind of is, but it took forever.
First of all, these women aren’t getting boob jobs ‘cause they...
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7-thirteen replied to your post: Interrupt
I never noticed lol
I don’t think anyone does o__o i’m pretty subtle and sneaky about it. Otherwise, i think a lot of people would’ve said something about it by now but no one has.
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Me: Can I go out?
Mom: I don't know. CAN you?
Me: I don't know. CAN they find where your body is buried?
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Interrupt
I’ve noticed i interrupt people a lot when they’re talking to me. Actually, it’s more like i finish their sentences. I think it’s because of growing up with my parents who aren’t the best English-speakers. When they talk they usually leave their sentences dangling as they try to find the right word to say. My impatience kicks in and i fill in the word they’re...
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Bowling
Spontaneous plans are the best, i think. My friends invited me to go bowling and it was kind of short notice, but i was down and it ended up being a blast. We drank beer and played for fun and i really, really sucked. I normally don’t suck, but for some reason, i really really sucked. Doesn’t matter, though, ‘cause it was still a lot of fun.
I had to leave early ‘cause...
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What's the difference between a lime and a lemon?
Other than the color. My boyfriend and i need Limeade to make margaritas, but will lemonade work just as well?
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7-thirteen replied to your post: 7-thirteen replied to your post: What is your…
1. smash tourny, i can call my friends. 2. sushi, we can find a place. 3. sake, in the sushi place. 4. hill, i know a place. 5. pot, you get it. 6. yogurt land, easy. 7. movie, netflix. 8. cuddle, me. Not much, and nothing impossible o_O
My pot card expired and it costs $35 to renew. Plus, i decided to stop...
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pursuitofprofit replied to your post: What is your dream date?
I LOVE Gackt.
ME TOO!! I never would’ve pinned you as a person who listened to j-pop, but then again, i should’ve known because i’m pretty sure we’re the same person.
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7-thirteen replied to your post: What is your dream date?
let’s do it
Really? :] I would really like that T^T But i feel like it’s asking for too much. Then again, Valentine’s Day is coming up….
pursuitofprofit asked: What is your dream date?
Anonymous asked: if you were a chick you would be Yvonne Sanchez of UNM... go ahead and google it...
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Eczema
How the hell am i getting all these congenital diseases?? No one else in my family has it. I don’t have any relatives who have it. So, like, what the fuck? Did i just get the worse draw from the gene lottery? I must’ve ‘cause i’m not getting these diseases from anywhere else. Like, holy fuck, i have the worst genes ever. At least they won’t kill me, but i have to live...
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Itchy Rash
For the last couple of weeks, i haven’t been able to sleep ‘cause i can’t stop scratching. There’re red bumps all over my arms and it’s gross and it’s itchy. I think it might be scabies again which would really suck, but it could also be eczema. I dunno. Imma go to urgent care at 5 ‘cause the earliest appointment the hospital has is 2 weeks from now....
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All i wanna do is watch My Week With Marilyn but i can’t find it anywhere online and it’s making me angressed ‘cause i really wanna see it but can’t ‘cause that would require money. Unless someone can hook me up with a link…
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January 2012
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Why is it a big deal if I don't tip the delivery...
heroes-or-victims:
He gets a paycheck for being a delivery guy.
His job description is to deliver my food.
He is not going above and beyond his job description.
He is taking the food from point A to point B.
I am also paying a delivery fee for that.
So.
Yep.
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Vaginal Terror
Today, i saw my first vagina in person. It was the first case i had to do in the OR and it was a procedure that used a camera so i was just observing. Let me tell you something. Doctors aren’t kind to vaginas. They stretch that shit out like it’s nothing. It literally reminded me of The Mummy when he opens his mouth really wide and lets out a swarm of locusts. I swear i was like:
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cooltrainercaleb replied to your post: The anus is nature’s pocket.
i put my phone in my pocket
Is it on vibrate? I should call it…
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The anus is nature's pocket.
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Ugh i forgot i have band practice in half an hour. I’m barely waking up from a nap and i’m still physically tired from today. I don’t mind bp if we’re actually productive but….i’m so sleepy.
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litegrenades replied to your post: First Day of Surgery
Congrats Dr. Maldonado X)
wildabeasts replied to your post: First Day of Surgery
Whoa you’re a surgeon?!
I’m a training to be a surgical technologist. So i’m not a doctor, but i work with a bunch of different doctors depending on the case. And a ST is the person who passes the instruments necessary to the surgeon, maintains...
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First Day of Surgery
I finally scrubbed in two cases today! I was supposed to scrub on Monday, but that got pushed all the way to today, but it worked out ‘cause the cases i got weren’t difficult which was good since i hadn’t scrubbed in, like, 2 months.
The first case literally took 5 minutes. A woman had a mass on her scalp so we removed it and sent it to pathology to see what it was.
The...
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What happened to all the gay movies on Netflix?
There’re, like, 6 gay movies now. And it’s the same 6 movies Netflix has had for, like, 6 years.
I think Netflix is Satan.
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Band Practice
Our guitarist has been flaking on practices lately and it’s really pissing me off. He dodges our phone calls and texts, and his reasons for doing so are lame. I wish we new more guitar players ‘cause we’re strongly considering replacing him.
Despite his absence, however, we managed to be really productive tonight. We got through two new songs and they came out REALLY great even...
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I have cable, Netflix, Hulu+, and the whole...
And yet there’s still nothing to watch.
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I haven't seen a Topless Tuesday in awhile.
Do people still do those? I remember when the Chelsea Handler show would do it. They should bring that back. The reason i bring it up is ‘cause i remember when my boyfriend would photoshop boobies on people who posted topless pictures. He should bring that back. I tried looking for the titty photo he did of me a long time ago, but i couldn’t find it, so imma post this one and see if he...
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unveiledsecrets replied to your post: The xx appreciation post.
Didn’t I recommend them to you like, forever ago? haha
I don’t remember that, but i should’ve listened to you T.T
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The xx appreciation post.
I’ve recently been exposed to The xx and, i gotta tell you, they’re pretty brilliant despite barely being able to play their instruments. That’s, actually, why they ARE so brilliant. They can barely play their instruments (guitar, guitar, bass, drum pad, and male & female vocals) so they’re not to trying able to complicate their music. Thus, they work together to create...
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Reblog if you can text without looking.
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Shelter | The XX
Maybe I had said something that...