December 2011
Anonymous asked: What happens if you're with a guy and you start getting intimate and when you see his cock it's horrifying and you don't want to go near it? What do you do?
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pursuitofprofit replied to your post: Do you like blowjobs? giving/receiving?
Seriously, there are some REALLY ugly dicks out there.
I saw a real-life chode once. It was the scariest shit i had ever seen.
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Pet Peeve: Keep Clear
Some areas on the street have “keep clear” written on the floor in order to allow a space big enough to let other cars go through when there’s a lot of traffic. Obviously, my pet peeve is when people do not keep that space clear. It fills me with such rage that i end up forcing myself in front of them ‘cause they’re such assholes. I mean, what difference does it make...
Anonymous asked: Do you like blowjobs? giving/receiving?
Anonymous asked: you won't pick up my calls TT pick up i miss you - helen
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TAH-BSO
I was the first person to scrub in today (unluck of the draw), but the procedure went by pretty smoothly. Before the doc could even ask for the instrument, i’d have it ready for him. I was pretty smooth.
TAH-BSO stands for Total Abdominal Hysterectomy with Bilateral Salpingo-Oopherectomy which is a fancy way of saying “removal of the uterus, fallopian tubes, and ovaries through the...
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B.O.B. samples Simple Math
I thought this might be a good thing. Maybe Manchester Orchestra will finally get the recognition they deserve. But then i listened to the song and i’m terribly upset.
I don’t like B.O.B. He’s not a good enough artist to have a single that doesn’t feature some other artist (Rivers Cuomo, Hayley Williams, Bruno Mars, Lil Wayne, Eminem). He needs their help for people to...
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Fiesta
We had a party at my house last night for one of my brother’s friends. I was surprised my parents were okay with it, but i think it’s ‘cause they weren’t expecting it to be as crazy as it was.
At some point, i noticed that the walls in our alley way were tagged so i got really pissed off and told my brother who also got really pissed off ‘cause it’s a sign of...
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I slept through the party.
I took a nap around 3, hoping to be well-rested for my dad’s birthday party, but i ended up waking up at 10. Everyone’s already gone, the food’s cold, and i’m in slight awe of how i could’ve slept through the whole thing.
Now i don’t know what to do. I already slept so i’m not that tired, but i’m not the kind of person who enjoys roaming around the...
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There's a pimple growing right in the middle of my...
My body hates me.
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Diets don't exist on Thanksgiving.
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When someone you're not sure you know waves at...
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Birthgiving
My dad’s birthday landed on Thanksgiving this year, but we’re not gonna fuse the two festivities (despite my misleading title). We’re gonna celebrate Thanksgiving with my mom’s side of the family today and then, tomorrow, we’re gonna celebrate my dad’s birthday with his side of the family. Two parties in a row! I just wished either side of the family drank...
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Bribery
On Monday, everyone in class was literally falling asleep during the lecture. It was blatantly obvious, so during one of the breaks, the professor went and got Starbucks for everyone! I’m not a huge coffee person, but at that moment, it looked like black gold. I was exhausted too and that coffee was just the perk up everyone needed. Sometimes our professor can be cool (mostly when he buys us...
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Woke up to find no new Glee episode.
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My cousin brought my PSP back
But he gave it to me uncharged so i hooked it up to the charger and then it says i need an update.
But i can’t do the update unless it’s charged enough…
So now i have to wait even longer to play Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep.
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Anonymous asked: They've been digitally blurred out....tilt your screen up
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It’s my grandpa’s birthday today and the whole family is gonna come over with food so we don’t have to cook. I don’t know how old my grandpa is exactly, but i’m pretty sure he’s in his mid-70s.
However, i’m more excited about my cousin finally giving me my PSP back. I told him, like, a week ago and he keeps forgetting it, but he’s definitely...
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I finally beat Golden Sun: Dark Dawn.
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Omg i worked really hard on making a post using paint (took me forever) and i finished it yesterday and i was going to post it right now, but i didn’t save it apparently so i feel a mixture of anger and stupidity.
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This post is evidence of me stating that the title track, Take Care feat. Rihanna, will be a single. And when that happens, i can be like “called it” and then hate the song ‘cause it’ll be overplayed and overpopularized and overforme.
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Listening to the new Drake album.
Judge all you want.
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Televised Fighting
I can’t believe that boxing and ultimate fighting is a real thing. People are literally paying money to watch two men beat the living crap out of each other. It’s like the Roman times when people would go to the coliseum to watch a man be eaten by a lion. Is it entertainment? Sure. Is it humane? Fuck no.
The only difference between now and the past is that 1) they get paid now and 2)...
7-thirteen asked: don't act like you hate those Jersey Shore ornaments, Erick. You know exactly how much you are obsessed with that show >:[
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I wanna learn smoking tricks.
The only one i can do is blow smoke rings, but that’s really easy. I tried blowing smoke through bubbles before, but that didn’t work out too well. I need a smoking mentor! I’m talking about pot though. I don’t smoke cigarettes ‘cause of the, you know, whole cancer thing. So yeah. Someone show me how to blow smoke into a glass and then pour it out to look like dry...
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Why is the rainbow associated with homosexuality?
It’s a legitimate question. Why is our symbol a rainbow?
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