This wild kid was at the gas station today with his mom and he kept yelling gibberish (could not understand a word) and running around the store. It was kind of cute in an obnoxious-i’m-glad-he’s-not-my-kid sort of way, but this mom just could not get her kid to settle down. She kept saying “I’ll get you candy! Do you want candy? How about some chips?” but the kid continued running and yelling amok.
Finally, the mom said “I’ll get you power rangers”
and not one second passed before he immediately calmed down and walked back to his mom as if to say “oh power rangers why didn’t you say so”