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Erk | 22 | SoCal | Peruvian | Going through some changes in my life. So why not blog.

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  • help me get sex ERICK PLEASE
    Anonymous

    It’s not that hard, anon. I found a lot of guys online, but it helps if you have the right build. Actually, you can only get guys online if you  have the right build unless they’re chubby chasers (sorry but the internet is shallow as fuck)

    I was always able to pass off as a twink which is what a lot of guys want, so unless you’re a chiseled goddess or a skinny-as-fuck-teenage-boy you won’t have much luck in the online world. 

    The only advice i can give is to FLIRT WITH EVERYONE. I don’t care if they’re a chick or straight. Do the bend-n-snap, purse your lips, wink at people, whatever. 

    Unless you’re an Adonis, you have to work for sex. For gay men, it IS that easy, but still, you gotta work for it at least a little. If you’re not getting any sex, then you’re either really hideous (sorry) or you’re not using your goods right. 

    Honestly, if you’re gay, you can get sex from anywhere. It’s really not that hard. 

    • September 27, 2012 (10:15 pm)
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    3. 7-thirteen said: online sex is soooo 2005, get with the times, or your advice is USELESS! D:<
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