Fuckery that is not given by me.

Nothing says “idgaf about what i look like as a professional” like a beanie. 

7-thirteen replied to your post: “It’s so hot here i wanna die this is the worst…

but it’s fucking cold today. omfg.

Stop being such a stereotype! It’s not even THAT cold. GOSH. 

I think i’m wearing pregnancy pants. They’re really stretchy in the front… 

“It’s so hot here i wanna die this is the worst heat wave in the history of humanity why do i even live here kill me” said the guy in Los Angeles when the temperature went up by one degree.

Game of Thrones

I started watching GoT ‘cause everyone’s making a big deal out of it and i love fantasy books so i thought “sure”. 

It’s fantastic. 

I’ve only seen 2 episodes and i’m totally in love with it. I can’t even explain why. It’s just so good!! I know how i’m going to be spending my weekend.

Plus:

^ This guy.

First Paycheck

I got my first paycheck today: $288.66! Not bad for my first week. I gave the check to my parents and i’m gonna be doing that for a few months since i owe ‘em so much money. We’re gonna go to the bank tomorrow so i can open a bank account at Kaiser Federal. 

The money isn’t much, but i’ll take whatever i can get right now. I’m just glad i’ve started paying off my debts ‘cause that was causing some major stress. I’ve read about some college students getting so much in debt ‘cause the college/university offered them credit cards, and it was the first time having one for a lot of the freshman, so they spent it frivolously and ended up so deep in debt that they killed themselves. 

So yeah. Debt sucks.

But yeah. First paycheck! Woo.

Things my car doesn’t have:

  • a driver’s side, inside door handle
  • turning signals
  • indoor lighting
  • an emergency brake
  • air conditioning
  • controlled heating
  • an adjustable passenger’s seat
  • a trunk with space (it’s where the speakers are)

Things it does have:

  • a stereo that can play data discs

 

I need to work on my pickup lines.

  • Woman in elevator: I like your hat, it matches my jacket.
  • Me: I like your jacket, it matches my hat.
Words build bridges into unexplored regions. — Adolf Hitler
History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce. — Karl Marx

obviouslyeddy replied to your quote: The need to shit after eating does not mean that…

LOL why did you tag this as pygmy

‘Cause i just finished reading the book Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk and almost each chapter has a quote from a leader of huge political influence. I’m going through all the chapters and picking my favorite quotes.

The need to shit after eating does not mean that eating is a waste of time. — Mao Tse-tung
One man with a gun can control 100 without one. — Vladimir Lenin