Things I’m looking forward to in 2012

  • Olympics
  • Feb. 29th
  • Presidential race being over
  • End of the world
  • The Dark Knight Rises

Digital apocalypse

Digital apocalypse

2012

Supposedly the world is supposed to end in 2012. Well, that doesn’t really go with my schedule, see. There’s a lot of shit going down in 2012 so the world can’t end.

The olympics are in 2012. We can’t fucking miss that!! Sorry, Mayans, but we gotta go for the gold. Destroy us in 2013.

The next presidential election is also in 2012. Don’t you think that’s kinda important my fellow Americans and Canadians? I include canadians ‘cause…well, i didn’t want them to feel excluded.

And i haven’t even mentioned all the epic movies that are coming out!! Don’t you guys want to be alive for

  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Monsters Inc. 2
  • Men in Black III
  • Twilight something (i don’t care)
  • The Avengers

And much much more!!

So yeah. Sorry, world, but you can’t end in 2012. I’m looking forward to a bunch of things and dying isn’t one of them. Plus, the movie about you sucked.

Mayan calendar

Mayan calendar