I was only planning on staying a short while, but then i got drunk and forgot. I should party with my brothers more ‘cause it was fun. My brother David and i teamed up for beer pong and pretty much raped everyone xD
I woke up in the clothes i was wearing last night and i don’t really remember how i got home, but a text from my brother Danny says that he drove (he’s usually the DD). I think our cousin had to kick everyone out of his house or something ‘cause i remember having to leave early for some reason.
I thought i lost my phone and i nearly had a heart attack, but then i found it in the car this morning. All in all, it was pretty chill; i had fun and woke up with a penis drawn in my hand.

Forever Alone [alcoholic edition]
How’s Waldo?
Tequila and booze and pot. LOTS of tequila and booze and pot. I threw up at some point and passed out for a couple hours, but then woke up again and smoked some more. A bunch of people threw up o___o But for the most part, everything was awesome.
The dude’s house is still empty ‘cause he went to Disneyland for the day. A couple of my friends and i are going to take advantage of his empty house and we bought a hookah and we’re gonna make use of it (as soon as we find some foil…)
(via genderphobia)
Last night was my friend’s birthday so we celebrated it the only way we know how: Partying. His friends took forever setting up the party, but once they were done it actually looked all cool. We drank and danced (i never knew We No Speak Americano was so much fun to dance to!) and then smoked pot afterwards.
One of my friends drank a little too much and starting throwing up which was kind of a buzz kill. But i had a lot of fun and i’m home now :D
I’m. So. Hungry.
I have my school’s orientation today and then my friend and i are going to Santa Barbara for a party. If the queue isn’t fixed, then there probably won’t be any posts from me so i’m just lettin y’all know. I won’t be back till mañana xD
I still have no phone so i still miss my boyfriend terribly. But tonight is probably a good time to not have my phone ‘cause being drunk and texting is never a good combination for me.
Peace out, suckas!