Erk

Of course i spent it with my boyfriend. It’s really not that different of a day for us. He gave me this adorable speaker so i can listen to music in my car ‘cause my car has no radio. 

I thought i had church band practice, so i left early and sat in traffic for an hour and a half, only to realize that there was no cbp today. I remember them telling me at church last Sunday, but i had completely forgotten so i’m miffed at myself ‘cause i could’ve been with my boyfriend watching him kick butt at League of Legends. 

I got my boyfriend something too so don’t think i’m the asshole in the relationship (even though i totally am), but it hasn’t even shipped yet which is frustrating. I had it shipped to him though so it’ll still be a surprise when it finally arrives whenever the hell that may be.

The All Star season began a week ago, but my boyfriend barely watched the first episode yesterday evening and it’s just the best show on television. Juan and I get so caught up in it, rooting for contestants, calling them shade, literally just basking in one of the gayest shows on television. I think it’s how we let our gay out ‘cause we don’t really do many gay things other than watch RuPaul and have gay sex. 

Juandonado! 

I think it’s appropriate ‘cause Juan is my lovely boyfriend’s name whereas “donado” is the Spanish term for “given” 

Which means that “Juan” (my boyfriend) “was given to me” which is just perfect for us. 

I’m blessed and Juandonado. 

A statement i wish were true, but i’ve dated some monstrous losers in my life. The phrase should be changed to “I TRY to date the best” but my cuteness often attracts the less-than-perfect.

I know, i can’t believe it either. I never thought i’d make it a year with someone let alone TWO. And it hasn’t even felt that long ago. I can still remember the first time i ever met Juan and how i’m thankful that first impressions aren’t everything ‘cause mine was terrible. 

To celebrate, we ate at Olive Garden where he gave me Final Fantasy XIII-2 as a gift. My gift to him is Grimes tickets for the 11th of October so we’re gonna be seeing her and rock wiggle out to her music. We “subtly” announced our anniversary to our waitress and got free ice cream! It was a great day and great way of spending our anniversary.

Plus we had lots of hot, steamy, kinky, sweaty, disgusting sex. Thank god his roommates were out for the day.

What couple is without their terms of endearance? None. Every couple has a pet name whether it’s “baby” or “babe” or some variation of the other’s name. 

My relationship is no different. We have MANY pet names for each other and i feel like listing the ones we use, but without saying which pet name belongs to which person. 

• Babe or Baby or Bebe(pretty ordinary)
• Puppy or Puppy Lob (cute, right?)
• Erkie (that’s what i call him)
• Baby Lips or Baby Lump
• Slut, Bitch, Assho’

Yeah we’re pretty sickening, but in an adorable way.

I got off from my work at 4am and got to Juan’s place at around 4:30am, dragging my feet. I got lost on the way and had to call him and we made our way back to his dorm, eager to pass out. His dorm had no air conditioning or roommate so i stripped off all my clothes and got into his bed and tried falling asleep. Without much provocation, i got hard but ignored it ‘cause i really was tired. Juan ignored it too at first, but with our bodies moving around and limbs tangling around each other, it was inevitable for his hand to find its way around my cock. 

It started off slow, playful, a pleasant tease before drifting off to sleep. But the change in pace and mood was instant when i pulled down his shorts revealing a boyfriend clad in a jockstrap. It was at that moment when sleep left my mind and a feral desire took over. 

Once we got that out of our system, we fell asleep almost instantly, cuddled naked and sticky on the bed. 

I’m cut so my head is exposed automatically, allowing my boyfriend to have the freedom to do whatever he wants with it. Sometimes he sucks it, sometimes he strokes it, but sometimes he makes it talk like a puppet. It’s actually quite cute. It reminds me of Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors.

To celebrate passing my CST exam, i’m going out with my boyfriend tonight to Chili’s! Why Chili’s? I’ve never been to Chili’s and it’s not often we get to go out on proper dates. Our work schedules make it hard for us to see each other these days, so we’re taking advantage of any opportunity we get to go out. I’m really excited and he gets off work at 5 so i better get ready!