That beard seems to have paws—wait a minute! That’s awesome.

That beard seems to have paws—wait a minute! That’s awesome.

I feel like everyone should watch The Voice just to see Cee Lo pet his cat.

Hey! Hey! Hey cat! Cat hey! Fuck you! 

Hey! Hey! Hey cat! Cat hey! Fuck you! 

I guess we’re not having pizza tonight…

I guess we’re not having pizza tonight…

I’d tap that. Hard.

I’d tap that. Hard.

Dance with me.

Dance with me.

Meow gusta

Meow gusta

We strike at dusk.

We strike at dusk.

YOU’RE DRIVING TOO FAST!!! PULL OVER! PULL OVER!! WE’RE GONNA DIE!!

YOU’RE DRIVING TOO FAST!!! PULL OVER! PULL OVER!! WE’RE GONNA DIE!!

Taste the rainbow

Taste the rainbow

Train of thought

Train of thought

Heterochromia iridum is when one eye is a completely different color than the other.

Heterochromia iridum is when one eye is a completely different color than the other.

I love irony.

I love irony.

7-thirteen:

Save Bandit! 

7-thirteen:

Save Bandit!