Erk | 22 | SoCal | Musician | Peruvian |
So this is how this blog works. If i like it or think it looks cute or cool, i'm going to post it. I don't take credit for any of the things i post unless tagged with my url (so mostly text posts).
And here's a little about me. I love video games (if you couldn't tell already) so my posts may often reflect that.
I love music. I'm an aspiring pianist from LA. I have some audio recordings of my piano playing so click on the link down there if you want to check 'em out (which you should).
I'm generally pretty friendly, so don't feel intimidated if you wanna talk to me. Also feel free to leave sweet messages in my ask box. I totally don't mind.
My friends're epic and they call me Erk.
Recommend Me?
Okay, so in the rec room, there was a sign that read, “Rangeview is a hate free community.” I walked in and saw a couple of friends saying “vagina” in a confused manner. They were trying to come up with a new sentence. It took me about five minutes to figure out the remaining words. Resulting as shown.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets cum in their eye.
Jizz makes pretty decent lube.
When their toes curl when they cum.
When you’re caught masturbating.
That lightheadedness after ejaculation:
Wouldn’t it be awesome if i ejaculated bacon?
My brother stumbles into my room…
…around 8 in the morning, half drunk and high still from a party he was at. It was quite comical. I told him to touch his nose and he missed completely xD Then i pointed out a cum stain on the back of shirt and he just looks at me and winks. Lol half-drunk-and-high-brother is fun
Buttload
I haven’t heard it used much recently, but i remember a time when people would use it to mean “a lot.” For example “Fuck, i have a buttload of homework tonight!”
I never actually sat down and thought about the word. I always just accepted it as slang.
Butt - your ass
Load - cum
Meaning? A butt filled with lots and lots of cum.
It makes sense that it means “a lot”, but i don’t understand why people started using it like that in the first place…
TMI
I’ve been jackin’ it all morning, but i can’t fucking cum!! I get SO CLOSE, but right as i’m about to, the feeling goes away!! GAAAAH!! I’ve been watching porn for the last 45 minutes!! I just want to cum!! T^T
Unwelcum
I hate it when people cum unannounced. Whatever happened to manners? To chivalry? -shakes head- It really saddens me that chivlary is dead. It starts off with a guy cumming in your mouth without warning you and it’ll end with guys no longer opening doors for you!! Awful, right?
Seriously, it’s just rude. A simple “Oh god i’m gonna cum!” is all i ask for.
