I have a ton of followers and most of you only follow because you saw a post that got a bajillion notes, but that’s, like, one post out of a bajillion. Recently, i only talk about myself and don’t post many pics anymore ‘cause i’m lazy as fuck so it’s hard to believe why anyone follows me unless i actually talk to you, but (i’m blaming laziness again) i don’t initiate talks with followers so this is your chance to talk to me! I’m not shy (on the internet) so ask me whatever you want and i’ll answer ‘cause i don’t give a fuck and just want something to do before i figuratively die of boredom. 

I also never understand why people can’t come up with questions to ask. It’s really not hard to come up with a random question. I do it all the time: how many cartwheels can you do while intoxicated? Who’s your favorite superhero that doesn’t wear their underwear on the outside? Why d’you throw your food away when you could email it to Africa? 

It’s not hard. Just make up a question and ask me it. 

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My name’s Erk by the way. The singular version was taken by some asshole, so just think of me as twice the fun. 

Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body.

Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of.

Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about.

Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you.

Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.

Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird.

Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower.

Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance.

Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you.

Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be…

Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry.

Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do?

Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing?

Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for?

Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?

Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment? (Dumbledore’s is, of course, being featured on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card)

(via pro-adventurer)

1. People will see you.

• If you want a way for people to randomly see who you are, then just ask someone a question. When they answer it, it appears on the dash and all their followers (who are currently online) will see it.
• Sometimes, when i see someone asking a question on my dash that i find clever (or if the person is cute), i’ll check out their blog.
• Basically, asking questions is like free promotion.

2. I’m pretty awesome.

• Most of the time (not always), i usually have a clever or witty response that might make you lqty (laugh quiet to yourself)
• I’ve lived a pretty interesting life (at least sexually) so TMI questions usually beget the best responses.

3. Guilt trip.

• When someone i don’t follow says something incredibly nice and super sweet, i check their blog out again and am more lenient towards following them back ‘cause then i’ll feel bad. This doesn’t always work, but it has before.
• I don’t know a lot of my followers, so when one of ‘em is trying to get to learn more about me, it makes me want to learn more about them. If their blog isn’t that amazing, but they are—i’ll follow ‘em back.

These are legit reasons that benefit you. So now there shouldn’t be any reason for you to not ask me anything unless you want the terrorists to win.