Erk

Our dog, Marley, is in heat and all the dogs in the neighborhood are trying to fucker (and succeeding) despite our attempts to keep her in the house and now my parents are really pissed ‘cause she’s such a slut and want to get rid of her which i’m not opposed to ‘cause having a girl dog is awful and i never wanted it and they’re so much more trouble than they’re worth. 

This is why i’m gay.

It happened while i was at school and my brothers just told me about it. She had two puppies, but idk their gender ‘cause i’m too scared to pick ‘em up (they look so fragile!). They don’t look anything like Marley. She’s a vanilla white and they’re a mocha brown. I was positive the father was the wiener dog from across the street, but the puppies don’t look like him either so i have no idea who the father is. 

I was really hoping she wasn’t. She was in heat last month and it was pretty intense. She kept escaping and going out with the dog from across the street. He looks part wiener dog and part something else. He’s kind of cute, but in a derp way… 

I just don’t know what we’re going to do with the puppies once she gives birth. I actually don’t even know what to do when she finally gives birth o___o I’ve had boy dogs all my life. Any tips on what to do when and after she gives birth?

My dog, Marley, is the only girl dog we’ve ever had. Recently, she’s been escaping so she can “mingle” with the neighborhood dogs. It’s awful. We covered the bottom of the gate with a mesh so she couldn’t escape, but she was able to go under it so now the gate has a metal mesh. 

It’s a real handful ‘cause she tries to get out whenever possible. Sometimes, the neighborhood dogs try to get into our house just to get to her. 

Ugh. It sucks having a bitch. If and when i get a dog of my mine, it’ll definitely  be a boy. Or maybe i should just get a fish. They’re pretty low maintenance.