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I’m not entirely sure of exactly when it happened, but moustaches became a hipster symbol almost as iconic as the triangle or spacial background with helvetica font. I see random objects in Urban Outfitters with moustaches now!

But what about on people? Length has to do with that. The longer the moustache, the more hipster the person; the thicker the beard or the more crazy the sideburns.

The attractiveness of facial hair varies from person to person. Some people like it, some people don’t. Ke$ha likes it. Rihanna does not (i assume for no reason).

Let’s look at a celebrity who can rock a stache. Hmm. Can’t really find one. But i don’t really like moustaches on anyone so i’m super biased.

Beards. I think it makes people look funny. It’s great for an added comical effect. Look at Zach Galifianakis from The Hangover. He’s hilarious! Not ‘cause he’s funny, but ‘cause he has a massive beard. Just look at it!

Sideburns. No. Just no. Unless you’re Wolverine, don’t even try. Or it might come out like this:

In conclusion:

• Forest of facial hair = hipster
• Moustaches on inanimate objects = cute
• Moustaches on people = hitler
• Beards = funny
• Sideburns = no