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I’m listening to Fun’s new album ‘cause i really enjoyed their first album. It had a few songs that really wowed me and they actually stay true to their name. They’re a lot of fun and Nate Ruess’s voice is phenomenal (even live!) so i have a lots of expectations for this sophomore album. So far it doesn’t disappoint. 

For 4/20, my friend and i went to see Fun in concert. Fun is a band. The lead singer sings kind of like Mika or Freddie Mercury (they did a cover of Radio Gaga) and their style is really—i know this sounds retarded—fun. Seriously check ‘em out.

There’s something about seeing a band live. You gain more respect for ‘em if they’re awesome. And Fun was SICK live. The opening band was pretty awesome too. The Motel Life. I feel like i’ve heard of ‘em.

All in all, it was a very successful 4/20.

I’m going to a FUN (that’s the band’s name) concert tonight with my friend as soon as i get out of school. Then we’re gonna blaze and rock out and it’s gonna be awesome.

And to all my fellow smokers out there: Let’s get fucked up.

Yesterday, Juan and i went to a Snoop Dogg concert at his school. The opening act was some dude named Fa-shaun (like “fashion” i guess….he was whateva) and Snoop took forever to come out. It took him at least 45 minutes after Fa-shaun’s set to come out. My theory is that he was getting super fucked up backstage.

There were no drugs and shit allowed, but you could smell weed everywhere and people were smoking pretty openly on the dance floor.

I’m not the biggest Snoop Dogg fan, but it was free and with my boyfriend and it was pretty fun. He did “Gin & Juice” which was awesome, and my current favorite “Kush.”

We bounced pretty early so we could spend the rest of our time alone until i had to go home.

I’m going to call yesterday a success.

There really isn’t much to say about what happened on dring the festivites of New Year’s Eve, but that’s ‘cause i can’t remember it lol It’s all just a blur, but i remember having a good time. Friends, alcohol, pot, and music. That’s all i needed and had xD

Tons of people ended up staying the night so we were  all still hanging out the next day and i smoked even more, but didn’t drink. By the time i got home, the pot made me sooo tired that i only wanted to take a nap, but ended up falling asleep completely.

Now it’s Sunday and i think i’m gonna do nothing at all today like a boss.

So i got to my parents’ room and i see clothes on the bed and i’m like “Ooo cute!” so i try ‘em on. I look at the tag and it’s a large and i’m like “the fuck?” ‘cause i am not a large at all. That’s when i realize the clothes are my little brother’s!

Fun fact: I’m a Large in children’s clothing.

Extra fun fact: The shirt looks way better on me than on him.

The best part of legos is building the thing you’re building. Every time i finished building the thing i was like…..done and that was it. I never played it with it. Building it is so much more fun than actually playing with it. 

I don’t think i actually ever had legos though. I had mega blocks: legos’ retarded cousin. It’s like legos, but for poor people. 

carlitomonster:

This blog is not intended for anyone inparticular, because I went on a date recently, and it just reminded me that I was supposed to post this blog weeks ago. It is just a compilation of thoughts; I had to downsize my list from 10 to 5 so I didn’t come off like a complete prick. Here they are in no particular order:

1) “So what is your type?” — If you have to ask this then you clearly need to be booted from the table because you are dense. You never ask a person that, especially on a first date. There is just no room for it, and if the person is on a date with you, then they clearly have an interest in you. I don’t know how many dates I’ve been on where I’ve been asked that. More often than not, it’s a deal breaker for me.

2) “So tell me about your ex…” — This topic should be visited later in the relationship, if it even progresses. It is a deeply personal topic that should be left alone for the first date, because more often than not the circumstances of “the ex” may be emotional and bring back memories of why you’re single in the first place. Dating after being in a relationship can be a very difficult thing, and you would want to start fresh and not think about the past, but also keep a cautious mind. So discussing “the ex” should be a no no for a first date.

3) “So I don’t know about you, but I like to have good sex…” — OK. Where to begin with this. Sex should ABSOLUTELY NOT be discussed on a first date, unless you want to engage in a casual fling. Because that is what will happen. If you are dating to look for a longterm relationship you should never ask anything regarding to sex or preferences on the first date, it leads to an awkward feeling and goes beyond a boundary that should not be crossed.

4) “I don’t think I look that good today, not as good as you.” — This may be intended as a compliment, but it comes off mostly as lack of self esteem, which is a huge turnoff. There are other ways to compliment your date without belittling yourself or your image. I know when I go on a date, I don’t want to feel like I look better than my date, I want to be treated as an equal.

5) “So I will hear from you, right?” — If you have to ask this then there is probably no chance that you will. This boils back down to a self esteem issue. I’ve gotten asked this so many times, and it puts the other person in an awkward position. Now they’re forced to either lie to you or hurt your feelings. The best way to handle this is to let it happen. When i say this I’m talking about refraining from asking and just letting things roll out the way it’s supposed to, not to force anything. If the person likes you then they will call you back, and if they don’t then it wasn’t meant to be. Just keep strong and make the night a good one.

To sum it up, a first date should be fun and new, because for the most part it’s a new beginning. But another thing to consider is that you don’t want to get too personal, unless it’s warranted, because it can cause an awkwardness. Just the basics at first, get to know the basic essentials of the person, these are the foundational building blocks to further dates and a possible relationship. Baby steps.

ILY,

Carl

I’ve yet to have a bad experience with drugs. I’ve never gotten E-pression, too high, or a bad trip on anything. All my friends have and i always wondered why i was the lucky one. My friend figures it’s ‘cause i’m not depressed.

I just noticed that a lot of my friends are diagnosed with depression. So maybe doing drugs isn’t the best thing for them. Pot’s been known for making a bad situation worse.

I have stuff in my life to be depressed over, but i guess i’m not “technically” depressed which is totally fine by me. It just means i can do drugs for what they’re for: fun; not to make me feel better or whatever. It’s just for fun.