The Elephant-Hawk Moth caterpillar draws its trunk (from which it gets its name) in order to resemble a snake when its’ startled in order to scare off birds and prey.

The Elephant-Hawk Moth caterpillar draws its trunk (from which it gets its name) in order to resemble a snake when its’ startled in order to scare off birds and prey.

Like your herpes you thought was gone, the McRib is back.

Like your herpes you thought was gone, the McRib is back.

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The first thing i ever “liked” on Tumblr

storiestoldbytrolls:

whatsupwojo:

lucidbrain:

sea-bear

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The first thing i ever “liked” on Tumblr

Adorable diseases

Adorable diseases

I’m drinking Pepsi

I supermegaloathe Pepsi. It tastes like piss. Picture Coca-Cola taking a leak into a vat of herpes; that’s what Pepsi tastes like. Pepsi is Coke’s piss. Coke’s piss mixed with herpes.