
The Elephant-Hawk Moth caterpillar draws its trunk (from which it gets its name) in order to resemble a snake when its’ startled in order to scare off birds and prey.

Like your herpes you thought was gone, the McRib is back.

I’m drinking Pepsi
I supermegaloathe Pepsi. It tastes like piss. Picture Coca-Cola taking a leak into a vat of herpes; that’s what Pepsi tastes like. Pepsi is Coke’s piss. Coke’s piss mixed with herpes.



