When I’m going out for a second, I just put my pants over my pajama pants.
Just goes to show you how lazy i am when it comes to taking off my pants. If you want ‘em off, you gotta do ‘em for me ‘cause i’m just way too lazy.

The best way to show you don’t care about something is by not talking about it.
Saying how much you don’t care about something shows you care enough to voice it.

