And we do. We’re so spoiled by it that we bitch whenever it goes above 80 or below 70. We’re like “ohmygah it’s sooo hot i should just kill myself” or “ohymgah it’s sooo cold my penis fell off.” Whereas there’re places in the country where it’s constantly >90 or <60. Yet we complain when there’s a slight drizzle. 

There have been an huge increase of homeless people in the Los Angeles area lately and it’s really depressing. A couple of the cardboard signs i’ve seen are:

“I’m ashamed to beg, but i’m hungry.”

“Family lost home. God bless.”

“Please.”

And i honestly wish i had money to give them because it’s just so depressing. There used to be only one homeless person at a freeway exit, but now i see at least 2-3. THAT’S A LOT.

Most have no family to turn to; no friends; no nothing. They have to literally beg on the streets for enough change to survive the day; the week. When it rains, they seek shelter in tunnels and beneath highways, but they’re still shivering and cold and will probably acquire some sort of cold or disease of which they can’t alleviate ‘cause they’re broke as fuck.

I felt bad when there was only one homeless on my block, but now there’re around 5. I just want to become rich already so i can help them out. 

Unless i find out they’re using it for drugs and booze. That’s fucked up. That’s money i can be using for drugs and booze.

They’re such douchebags if you’re not going at least 5mph above the speed limit. Gah i hate them! Mainly because i can’t be one of them in my crappy car.

Some areas on the street have “keep clear” written on the floor in order to allow a space big enough to let other cars go through when there’s a lot of traffic. Obviously, my pet peeve is when people do not keep that space clear. It fills me with such rage that i end up forcing myself in front of them ‘cause they’re such assholes. I mean, what difference does it make if you’re three feet closer to a RED light?

That’s another thing. Why do people speed towards red lights? It’s red… You can’t go past it…. I don’t see the point in driving 40mph until you reach the red light. You save gas by not having to brake so harshly. 

From what i see on Tumblr, i don’t know if some of the younger generation gays know the difference between dating and a relationship. I feel like they think that one good date means that they’re together.

Oh my god, i’d hate to think what they’d go through if they dated someone from my generation. They’d be heartbroken in a second.

When i go out on dates, it’s mostly just to have something to do. Or if there’s a movie i want to watch or if i’m hungry. That’s what it is most of the time. Oh and sex. But not really with any intention of seeing the guy again or pursuing something further.

But i pretend like i will. I’ll be sweet and charming and tell you that i’ll call you later. But throughout the whole date, all i’m thinking is “I hope i make it back in time for Glee!”

I tend to avoid younger guys ‘cause they’re so “I’m in love!” after one date. And i don’t want to intentionally hurt ‘em. Usually with guys older than me, they know what’s up. They know it’s a platonic get together for fun and sex.

But all these young gays on Tumblr!! You gotta stop falling so fast! You have no idea how many gay guys there are out there who will literally toy with your hearts just ‘cause they can. Trust me, i’ve done it before and have had it done to me.

The gay community is not a nice one. Some of us will tear you apart for fun. Not everyone is like that. But i live in LA. We’re not just two-faced. We have a face to go with every outfit.

If i feel like a guy is only lookin’ for sex, i tell him straight up that i don’t hook up (lol kelly clarkson) and that either makes them completely uninterested or try harder.

I like sex more than the next 20-year old gay Los Angelite, but that doesn’t mean i’m gonna hook up with errybody (unless we’re in the club gettin’ tipsy). So i tell guys i don’t hook up. If they lose interest, then i don’t care ‘cause i wasn’t looking for anything anyway. If they persist, i just get annoyed and start saying bitter things. And if they still want to go out, then…well, i’ll go out with them.

Unless they’re jewish.

Lol jk jewish is fine.

But fat isn’t.

HAHAHAHAHA

i’m serious.

I just feel sick now, but i don’t have any symptoms so i think that’s a good sign. My parents are in LA right now buying stuff so i have some friends coming over since i can’t go out (‘cause i’m sick..) so we’re probably gonna get high. That’s the best cure for everything, right? right.

In case you couldn’t tell.