7-thirteen:

7thirteen:


Yes Erick, because I DO follow you for your massive tits <3

I believe Erick was talking about this. Man, this was created over a year ago. Time flies.

Yeah, this is the one! Damn my hair is super long. And damn i make a hot tranny.

7-thirteen:

7thirteen:

Yes Erick, because I DO follow you for your massive tits <3

I believe Erick was talking about this. Man, this was created over a year ago. Time flies.

Yeah, this is the one! Damn my hair is super long. And damn i make a hot tranny.

When I&#8217;m old, I&#8217;m going to steal all the time. They&#8217;d never suspect me.

When I’m old, I’m going to steal all the time. They’d never suspect me.

This must be how old people perceive computers.

This must be how old people perceive computers.

Pedobear: the later years

Pedobear: the later years

4700 year-old bristlecone pine tree

4700 year-old bristlecone pine tree

Antique R2D2

Antique R2D2

Old & Gay

I can’t picture myself being old & gay. Actually, i can’t imagine mysefyl acting old. I’m a child at heart (which is alright since i look like one) so doing old people things seems odd to me.

And then being gay on top of that? The thought of old people having sex is gross to me. But i’m gonna be havin’ sex forever. So it’s quite conflicting.

My friend has gay godparents (fairy godparents, if you will.) and they’re in their forties and fifties and they seem amazingly  happy together and live amazing, fabulous lives.

Seeing them together… that’s what i want when i’m their age. Not just the relationship, but their lifestyle. They still go out and have fun and do things! I don’t want to be cooped up when i’m old. And the thought of them having sex doesn’t gross me out, but that’s ‘cause they’re good looking.

Being old doesn’t sound so bad now. As long as i’m with the right guy, being old can be fun.

Skull flower

Skull flower

Old people can't be gay apparently.

  • Me: Did you know the dude who plays Magneto is gay?
  • Brother: What? But he's old.

Pokeman

Why do old people pronounce pokemon like that? I never understood that. There’s no “a” in “pokemon.” There’s no reason why it needs to be pronounced like that!!

I can understand “super mare-ee-oh” even though i despise that one too. But pokeman? No, old people! No! I know you’re old and don’t know young people shit, but mispronouncing it like that is just unacceptable!

You can say “poke mon” or “pokemoan”, but not “pokeman” >.< That just makes no sense!

7thirteen:

“When we’re babies, we wish for hair and teeth
When we’re kids, we wish for bikes
When we’re teenagers, we wish for adulthood
When we’re adults, we wish for cars
When we’re old, we wish for hair and teeth.”

7thirteen:

“When we’re babies, we wish for hair and teeth

When we’re kids, we wish for bikes

When we’re teenagers, we wish for adulthood

When we’re adults, we wish for cars

When we’re old, we wish for hair and teeth.”

The thing I don’t like about animes

i can’t tell who’s a boy and who’s a girl! D:< Their name is unisex, their voice is ambiguous, they wear both dresses and suits, and they flirt with everyone. Am i supposed to assume that everyone is pansexual in animes? C’mon, Japanese people! Make the men men and the women women.

And stop making 12-year olds look like they’re in college! >.<

I HATE it when people call me “mister.”

I’m not old enough to be a mister to anyone nor do i want to be. Ugh it’s so annoying when guys who’re two or less years younger than me think that calling me “mister” is cute.

I enjoy playing the older-younger game that lots of gay guys enjoy playing. But i’m always the “younger” person in those situations.