Erk

The other day i mixed my coke with my boyfriend’s pepsi and it tasted like how a gay man having sex with a lesbian would taste.

I supermegaloathe Pepsi. It tastes like piss. Picture Coca-Cola taking a leak into a vat of herpes; that’s what Pepsi tastes like. Pepsi is Coke’s piss. Coke’s piss mixed with herpes.