Pokemon a pretentious king would use:
This makes me think that Pokemon is kind of like a religion. Much how the ancient greeks and egyptians and etc had a god to explain the unexplainable, the world Pokemon seems to have some sort of deity Pokemon to reign over a specific aspect of the universe. It’s kind of brilliant.
Can there be a third evolution called Starwee?
Marina and her Pokemon (or should I say…her Diamonds? fufufufufu)
Ke$ha and her Pokemon.
I was playing PokeMMO and didn’t feel like training my caterpie so i told my youngest brother (age 13) to do it for me. He goes and asks me “Which one’s caterpie?” and that’s when it dawned on me…
My brother doesn’t know Pokemon.
He’s never played the games and he didn’t grow up with the anime. His knowledge of Pokemon is made up entirely of a Super Smash Bros. roster.
And it’s all my fault. I never pushed him to experience the gameboy games. Perhaps it’s too late because he didn’t enjoy training my caterpie.
I just realized Porygon is the racist way you say polygon.
Living Tattoo on Vimeo
Stop motion video of a tattoo coming to life and having its own little adventure.
Follows Ash and Pikachu through episodes 1-13 of the original Pokemon series.amazing
Anything to get my bro andy more well-known. Plus, this IS pretty amazing.
Hi i’m Arbok.

so like d’you wanna go out sometime?

I won’t eat you.

I swear.
Remember the time Meowth learned to talk
So we’re looking at it’s colon? That’s not gross at all. It’s not like a colon is filled with fecal matter or anything.

The fuck? Who would do such a thing? That’s animal cruelty and i won’t stand for it. I bid you good-day, old man, and your wife is a gold digger.

Well this is awkward…
So i caught the Muk that Ash caught in the anime, but i don’t wanna use it ‘cause i have a Haunter and everyone knows that Haunter > Muk. Since i’m straying away from Ash’s original pokemon, i guess i might as well let Squirtle evolve ‘cause it’s getting annoying with him trying to evolve every time he gains a level. Bulbasaur isn’t that annoying, but that’s ‘cause he has an Everstone.
And Charmeleon still refuses to do anything i say. He’s so annoying. I want him to die.

diglett dig diglett dig
TRIO TRIO TRIO
