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Sometimes, however, i find a story that fits all my criteria and i begin to read it and i can’t stop and i become so emotionally involved with the story and characters that i never want it to end. But i only read stories that are complete now, so i know they’re going to end once i click on that final link. 

That’s how i feel right now with this Harry/Draco fic i’m reading. It’s always Harry/Draco or Sora/Riku or Cloud/Sephiroth. Those’re my go-to pairings when looking for a good fic to read. Gah i only have like three chapters left and i dunno what i’m going to do with life once i finish!

But i never have a good idea that i can expand on. Plus, everything has kind of been done already in the Kingdom Hearts fandom.

• Sora & Riku have been best friends since forever and are barely starting to realize their true feelings for one another.
• Sora & Riku hate each other, but then realize their true feelings for one another through some twist of fate that forces them to tolerate each other.
• Sora & Riku are random dudes with random jobs. They somehow meet and fall in love.
• A story that takes place before, during, or after the KH series. Loose canon.
• Sora & Riku are in high school.
• Sora & Riku go to college.

The character personalities are really cliche too.

• Sora: Friendly, naive, eats a lot, very sensitive, adorable, vulnerable.
• Riku: Cold, sarcastic, stoic, sexy, popular, glare.
• Axel: Goofball, horny, can’t take “no” for an answer (sexually).
• Roxas: He has two different cliches. One is he’s super shy and closed off. The other is the exact opposite: outgoing, speaks his mind, fun.

They always do the same thing!! And these’re all fandom personalities. They don’t really act like this in the video games so i don’t know where these traits came from. But that’s how everyone does it.

If i were to write a story, i’d want it to be somewhat original with somewhat realistic personalities (they’re all too extreme on one side. no growth).

But i don’t have any ideas so it’s back to reading the same stories over and over again…

Most of them have no idea what gay sex is like so it’s hilarious reading it.

mafia-fanservices:

Yaoi.
Where “No” means “Yes”.
Yaoi.
Where “Don’t” means “Fuck me harder”.
Yaoi.
Where “sex” is the plot.

(via matsuis)

This post has been brough to you by the-black-dove.

Yaoi is gay hentai. Hentai is anime porn. That’s for those of you who don’t know which should be none of you.

I’m not sure of what it is that makes yaoi so appealing. Perhaps it’s seeing your favorite anime heroes gettin’ it on with one another (like how they were supposed to in the show but never did) or knowing that there were no boundaries ‘cause the animated could do anything. I don’t know. But i think it’s hot as fuck.

There’s so much yaoi out there! And it doesn’t just stay in one universe. You want to see Goku and Vegeta gettin’ down and dirty? How ‘bout some Goku and Superman? Or Lelouch and Inuyasha? Not only are their photos of naked anime guys doing things with their fellow cast members, but with memberse of other shows as well. It’s like they all decided to get together and have one sexy orgy.

Now, yaoi doesn’t appeal to everyone. There’re those who like their gay sex to be between real people and that’s it. Whatever, to each their own. For those of us who are right and enjoy yaoi, it’s not as easy to obtain as normal porn. Plus, the drawings are sometimes really bad and amateur and look nothing like the original. That’s always a boner kill.